Written by: ProducerTodd
Hello Fitpoppers! (Is Alicia calling you all Pink Ladies now or something, I heard?)
‘ProducerTodd’ here from Cardio World. I won’t be doing much writing, at least not in the way Alicia writes…she is a
dictator pro and I’m a hack when it comes to proper penmanship, even by online standards.
But I do visit places far and wide in cyber space! Places you probably wouldn’t even think of going to. So if you can bear with my special brand of genius, I will bring fitPOP some interesting things from the deepest, darkest underbelly of the internets…
What “obesity epidemic”? Say hello to your 6000 calorie breakfast – (Oh, and for all you health nut
cases, there is an “egg whites only” version!)
I’m HOPING that that is actually a “Family Style” serving simply being promoted as a single-person’s GIANT breakfast just to get a wharrgarbl going in the press. Unfortunately, someone will go in to try and eat the entire thing in one sitting and die. Nowadays, it’s not too much of a stretch to think that this could be a breakfast for one….
Have you ever seen the Jack-N-Grill menu? They have a 7lb breakfast burrito. With all those beans I hope you’re single. In any case, I suggest you wash it down with a Diet Coke and pass on the thin mint afterwards just to keep the irony going.
Intertubes: The Daily Mail, Jack-N-Grill, The Onion, your mom.
Vile and disturbing - or useful controversy? Feminist pride or get THEE F%$%$ away from me?
I like art...but only the kind that makes you want to roll up into a ball and crawl down your own throat so you can throw yourself back up and…
We always knew Alicia Marie was of Themyscira....
I'm coming for you Halle.
This website might render you homeless and bankrupt - but at least you'll look fly.