Written by: ProducerTodd
Hello Fitpoppers! (Is Alicia calling you all Pink Ladies now or something, I heard?)
‘ProducerTodd’ here from Cardio World. I won’t be doing much writing, at least not in the way Alicia writes…she is a
dictator pro and I’m a hack when it comes to proper penmanship, even by online standards.
But I do visit places far and wide in cyber space! Places you probably wouldn’t even think of going to. So if you can bear with my special brand of genius, I will bring fitPOP some interesting things from the deepest, darkest underbelly of the internets…
What “obesity epidemic”? Say hello to your 6000 calorie breakfast – (Oh, and for all you health nut
cases, there is an “egg whites only” version!)
I’m HOPING that that is actually a “Family Style” serving simply being promoted as a single-person’s GIANT breakfast just to get a wharrgarbl going in the press. Unfortunately, someone will go in to try and eat the entire thing in one sitting and die. Nowadays, it’s not too much of a stretch to think that this could be a breakfast for one….
Have you ever seen the Jack-N-Grill menu? They have a 7lb breakfast burrito. With all those beans I hope you’re single. In any case, I suggest you wash it down with a Diet Coke and pass on the thin mint afterwards just to keep the irony going.
Intertubes: The Daily Mail, Jack-N-Grill, The Onion, your mom.
Sneaker brand court-ordered payback: their "Kardashian-approved" "weight loss" sneakers did not actually help people with weight loss. In other news Captain Obvious is holding an emergency summit in Washington.
Are you attractive and thin and hot enough to actually shop at A&F? Chain to institute random checkpoints and hidden "floor scales" throughout store...sorta, kinda, not really.
"Five pounds" is not a dumbbell...it's a paperweight. The force is strong with this one....
Are we loving the Beyonce x H&M summer collection music vid, or does it all feel like overkill?
U of Ma Delta Gamma president flips her sh*t on her "sisters" via email tirade...is it possible to us the 'F' word that many times in one email???