Todd Likes Bacon. Thatisall.

Hello Fitpoppers! (Is Alicia calling you all Pink Ladies now or something, I heard?)

‘ProducerTodd’ here from Cardio World.  I won’t be doing much writing, at least not in the way Alicia writes…she is a dictator pro and I’m a hack when it comes to proper penmanship, even by online standards.

But I do visit places far and wide in cyber space! Places you probably wouldn’t even think of going to. So if you can bear with my special brand of genius, I will bring fitPOP some interesting things from the deepest, darkest underbelly of the internets…

What “obesity epidemic”? Say hello to your 6000 calorie breakfast –  (Oh, and for all you health nutcases, there is an “egg whites only” version!)

I’m HOPING that that is actually  a “Family Style” serving simply being promoted as a single-person’s GIANT breakfast just to get a wharrgarbl going in the press. Unfortunately, someone will go in to try and eat the entire thing in one sitting and die.  Nowadays, it’s not too much of a stretch to think that this could be a breakfast for one….

Have you ever seen the Jack-N-Grill menu? They have  a 7lb breakfast burrito.  With all those beans I hope you’re single. In any case, I suggest you wash it down with a Diet Coke and pass on the thin mint afterwards just to keep the irony going.

Here’s a BONUS LINK to The Onion for this relevant gem. Is it sad this seems plausible? Tears all around.

-TR

Intertubes: The Daily Mail,  Jack-N-Grill, The Onion, your mom.

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